Allan Murphy

@HamburgSmurf

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Quickborn, Deutschland
Joined November 2015
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  1. Oct 15

    WHO the f**k died and left as world leader? What gives you the right to start threatening with war? 1/2

  2. Retweeted
    22 Dec 2016

    Unless I'm sitting on your face, my weight is none of your concern 😌💋

    441 replies 529 retweets 3,231 likes
  3. Oct 11

    Having babies is financially unattractive =less births & an aging workforce =less income tax intake &more expenditure for pensions

  4. Oct 11

    I'm in Germany & when you have a child the parents can take 14 months off. e.g. 2 for dad & 12 for mam. Gov pays min. 65% of wages

    3 likes
  5. Sep 22

    When you're dreading going to see someone because you're afraid of what awaits u, but know that u will regret not trying

    1 like
  6. Sep 2

    Have to say, watching was thoroughly enjoyable. It's a pity the same can't be said for

    1 like
  7. Aug 17

  8. Retweeted
    Aug 12

    . you roar like a lion at North Korea and Venezuela, but you're as meek as a mouse to the racist neo-Nazis already harming America.

    1,216 replies 44,237 retweets 99,827 likes
  9. Aug 5

    &Onion . what are you doing this evening? you asked yesterday😀

    1 retweet 2 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Apr 28
    Replying to

    It's quite simple. Half of your speed in meters.40km/h :20meter gap, 100km/h :50meter gap, 200km/h :100 meter gap to car in front

    1 reply 2 retweets
  11. Jul 13
    Replying to

    Could you beat Rosemary Smith?

  12. Jul 13

    Ireland's motor sport queen faces ultimate challenge - aged 79. via

    1 reply
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 26

    This is a great, silly joke, further elevated to brilliance by the replies. And the replies to the replies.

    Shame Barry Gibb hasn't got more of his own material. First he covered Take That, then Boyzone, now Steps.
    160 replies 1,720 retweets 5,123 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    You are bloody heroes. All of you xxx

    373 replies 15,287 retweets 60,601 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 12

    Boris Johnson on his way to downing street to overthrow theresa may as prime minister

    7 replies 33 retweets 120 likes
  16. Jun 9

    Mit einer kleinen Geste rührt ein Nordsee-Mitarbeiter die Gäste zu Tränen (via )

  17. May 28

    Just watched on for a moment I thought it was in full stage make-up.

    1 retweet
  18. Retweeted
    May 25

    You tiny, tiny, tiny little man.

    17,968 replies 212,545 retweets 439,129 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 13

    Hmm! Very titanium 🤔

    121 replies 213 retweets 1,373 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 7

    Brilliant on the Tesco twitter feed

    30 replies 943 retweets 2,390 likes

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