halvorz

@halvorz

Microbiology, genomics, evolution, whimsy. Mostly whimsy, tbh. Now! With added sadness! 50% more sadness than our competitors!

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. pro 2019.

    older, sadder, dumber

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  2. prije 15 minuta

    they made a soul, out of meat?? a Meat Soul

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  3. prije 1 sat

    Pangolin Man, Pangolin Man, does whatever a pangolin can which is, mainly, **** other pangolins

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  4. prije 8 sati

    jeb is the best bush don't @ me

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  5. prije 8 sati
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  6. prije 8 sati

    well, plus one block

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  7. prije 8 sati

    a classic story i got Mad Online and gained followers

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  8. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 16 sati

    1- Twins are regularly misclassified by their parents & others, which creates an opportunity to test whether their phenotypic similarity tracks their actual genetic relatedness or their social identity as MZ or DZ. It’s the former (by )

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  9. prije 10 sati

    i've been to kansas city once, when i was fourteen pretty sure i saw a prostitute outside the motel we stayed at, that was the highlight of my time there

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  10. prije 11 sati

    every once in a while i make a tweet that isn't retweeted much but gets lots of likes from people who don't follow me when that happens i send up a brief prayer of thanks to the Algorithm

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  11. prije 12 sati

    noone could have foreseen this

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    It would be completely remiss of me to talk about illustrated versions of Tolkien’s work without also mentioning Ted Nasmith and his illustrations for The Silmarillion

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  13. prije 12 sati

    update: in shocking development, copious bacon covers a multitude of sins

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  14. prije 13 sati

    turns out the answer is pb&j y'all made me too hungry to wait for the damn thing to cool down, but i'm too lazy to make anything else

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  15. prije 13 sati

    i recant nCov2019 is undoubtedly a genetically engineered bioweapon, specifically designed to drive me insane

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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 13 sati
    Odgovor korisnicima

    can think of few things more sweet and fitting than to die for than my nan's potato salad

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  17. prije 13 sati

    holy shit the replies to this are making me hungry and also regret not posting this *before* i went shopping

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  18. prije 13 sati

    plugging the holes in the crust with bacon gonna be the world's worst quiche but it'll have lots of bacon

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  19. prije 13 sati

    as i whisk eggs with a chopstick: "perhaps i should have washed dishes before i tried to make a quiche..."

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  20. prije 14 sati

    twitter has somehow made me both more religious and more profane

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