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@halishuman

Harrison “Hal” Massey: 💙 . Treat people with respect! he/him/his

West of House, TX
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Joined April 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Jul 2015

    99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer take one down go up and down the right side of Cinnabar Island ⌟■ bottles of beer on the w

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  2. Aug 16

    halishuman@mastodon.social

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  3. Aug 13

    From Wikipedia: "Uncle Drew is a 2018 American sports comedy film directed by Charles Stone III and written by Jay Longino. It stars Kyrie Irving as the title character from his Pepsi Max advertisements"
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  4. Aug 13

    no i’m not going to tell you how to verbalize that

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  5. Aug 13

    if someone’s saying some bullshit to you just look them dead in the eyes and say “ggdG”

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  6. Aug 12

    this but instead of a bunny it’s ascii art meg ryan

    |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Men and women Can be friends Without sex |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ
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  7. Retweeted
    Aug 9

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  8. Aug 7

    game where you just hang out with Calus on his cool party ship

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  9. Aug 7

    me: "okay, i'll wait until the fire i just set subsides to identify the next potion" next potion: fire immunity

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    Aug 7
    Replying to

    how do *you* get rid of cowtown

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  11. Aug 7

    tonight's brogue strat is "chug potions hoping one of them is an incinerate to get rid of the creeping death i tried to chug"

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  12. Aug 6

    really need to get a copy of battlecon because the tactics of fighting games fascinate me but i don't have the patience to develop the necessary reflexes and muscle memory

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  13. Aug 5

    the panhandle region, or, as locals call it, “norther texas”

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  14. Retweeted
    Aug 4

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  15. Aug 3

    queer eye, except they’re helping people workshop their queer eye jokes

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  16. Aug 3

    i might immediately uninstall it to avoid having horrible nightmares

    awful mustached tomato mask
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  17. Aug 3

    anyway im downloading fortnite

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  18. Aug 3

    this started as a shitpost but it's kind of a sincere question now

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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 2

    A quick environment check: Can people... [ ] ask questions freely without being judged? [ ] say "I don't know" without being judged? [ ] experiment and fail without being judged? [ ] ask for support or help without being judged? All yes? You're in a learning environment!

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  20. Aug 3

    why do we call them battle royale games and not pvp roguelikes

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  21. Aug 3

    update: he farted on me so we're even now

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