halfdogjury

@halfdogjury

disinterested rational will, perpetually dissatisfied

Meadows of Dan, VA
Joined April 2009
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    Jul 14

    How have I not seen this before? Comedian dies on stage on live tv, gets laughs!...

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    Jul 11

    I just came out to my dad as a dragon. His exact words were "for the king" and he beat me with a stick.

    11:15 AM - 11 Jul 2015 · Details
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    Jun 16

    Pay us to let you bug fix = Early Access Pay us to let you buy = Kickstarter Pay us to for the rest of the product = DLC I miss video games

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    Jun 12

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    Jun 3

    “: Locking elbows with you, Big Brother Red!! ” With you alongside how can we miss!

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    Jun 3

    Anybody out there wanna see as much as I do? Let's get this muthafucka trending, y'all! Let's end the trilogy; we earned it!

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    May 22

    Howard S. Schneider: Worlds Worst Dentist

    Translated from German by

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    May 8

    This weekend, enjoy Arbys with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Arbys: we can smell your cunt.

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    May 15

    Mad Max was one of the most incredible theater experiences of my life. I want to die watching that movie. I think I did die. THE BEST.

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    May 12

    Guns N' Trailers ;)

    5:42 PM - 12 May 2015 · Details
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    May 12

    . received an honorary PhD. I wish someone would have snatched it from his hand and talked about who they thought deserved it more

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  14. May 4

    . the word you're looking for is neo-feminism.

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    May 2

    ICYMI: FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!! …/05/01/tgif-free-comic-book-day-fcbd2015/

    9:44 AM - 2 May 2015 · Details
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    May 2

    Free Comic Book Day is AWESOME! Scored this most excellent Fight Club FCBD issue wrutten by Chuck…

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    May 1

    Tonight I interview and play some games with some past and current members of Get excited for the new show coming soon.

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  18. May 1

    Seems obvious that lawyers are expensive & is raising $ to hire one & explore legal options THE END

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    HA HA! As far as i can tell really is all about customer satisfaction. No worries,

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    May 1

    Tinas: Beef & Bean/Green Chili Burrito. Its been 5 years since I've seen these. Finally they just…

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