haley

@haleyalarsen

PhD-abd. Writer. Cat mom.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. velj

    I know we all already know this but it’s *shocking* that universities hire assistant professors for, like, $40,000. People with PhDs and YEARS of experience. It is unbelievably low. Like, insulting ridiculously incredibly low.

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    how is THE HOUSE OF MIRTH not a prestige miniseries

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  3. prije 21 sat

    I felt like shouting after her, “it’s okay! Don’t worry! We never need to pretend about any of this!!!!” And also, “stop saying shit like that to people! It’s so painful!”

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  4. prije 21 sat

    I saw an old coworker I haven’t seen in years at a conference last week & as she sputtered “let’s hang out! I am dying catch up!” she was literally jogging away. I was sitting on a bench, watching her go through this whole huge range of awkwardness. It was amazing.

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    4. velj

    People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.

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  6. 3. velj

    Going to the dentist tomorrow for a cleaning, which are always excruciating because I have wimpy gums that are bad at protecting my lil nerves in my teeth. Please send me all the good vibes.

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  7. 3. velj

    “I’m so proud, I could squat you.” Maybe my favorite thing to come out of these commercials so far.

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    1. velj

    This bears repeating: PhDs who end up working outside the academy (for whatever reason) are not failures. The academy has no monopoly on great and important work. There are great success to be had in other sectors. Enough already with the professional elitism.

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  9. 3. velj

    I’ve never had a tweet get more than like 25 likes so this is veryyy overwhelming 🥴 I can’t respond to every comment but I really love academic work, I think it has so much value, and that should be reflected by respectful pay.

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  10. 1. velj

    We’ve been awake less than 15 minutes and have already discovered 97 (okay that’s an exaggeration) messes our kitten made last night. Tipping things over, ripping fibers out of a rug, leaving tissues all over the house. And all I can think is that I love her. 🤣

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  11. 1. velj

    I’m so chatty when I’ve had a lil white wine.

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  12. 1. velj

    I think there is a lot to like about how, why, and when Taylor Swift decided to start publicly sharing her politics. And the Sundance doc does a good job of showing why she didn’t for so long. I really liked it and it made me rethink a lot of stories about her over the years.

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  13. 31. sij
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    30. sij

    Rhet/Comp: “haha, look at the lit job market. It’s such a mess.” Rhet/Comp: *resumes exact same practices that crashed the lit job market*

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  15. 30. sij

    Sometimes you have plans with your best friend but you both text each other at the exact same time to say you’d be totally cool if they wanna reschedule and you just gift each other a night of nothing but rest and the love is so real. , I love you.

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    27. sij

    Glinda and Elphaba meeting at Shiz 🤩

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  17. 28. sij

    I am just running around with internal abstract mind soup every day. This is why I write: to make the abstract stuff sit still.

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  18. 28. sij

    My gums hurt. Does this mean I have to go to the dentist to be told off and bleed for hours? Or can I just, like, hope it gets better?

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    26. sij

    That time a Nebraskan farmer asked members of a pro-fracking oil and gas committee if they would drink water that was tainted by fracking wastewater

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  20. 27. sij

    Crayon colors are the funnest and best source of creative inspiration for me lately. Asparagus. Mauvelous. Purple Mountain Majesty. Goldenrod.

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