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ANTSY DEPRESSANT
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Viking on the outside, messy bitch on the inside.
I play footy, poorly.
Chaotic Good.
Autistic/PTSD.
The only way to communism is anarchism 
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Just watched the British horror film THE INVITATION and it is quite clear that the inspiration for the film was Megan Markle hahahahahaa
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Eat shit Victorians hahahahahaha
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V̵i̵c̵t̵o̵r̵i̵a̵n̵ Queensland Football League
Brisbane, Gold Coast and Southport all through to the 'VFL' preliminary finals.
#VFL @9NewsQueensland
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Critical support to shoplifting uni students
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A university newspaper has faced fierce backlash after an article explains how to steal from shops and get away with it to help students cope with the cost of living. #auspol | @EloiseLeGros
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Kaye Wilson spent $490 a week to live at a supported residential service in Melbourne. Her daughter told the that she found her body - encrusted in dirt - under a tarpaulin in the communal area.
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Stages of a Toxic Fandom:
1. I love this
2. I own this
3. I control this
4. I can't control this
5. I hate this
6. I must destroy this
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I thought I had finally finished all 264 puzzles in Mario Super Picross, only to discover there's an 'Ultra' section with another 8 puzzles 😆
as someone who worked in a program designed to rehabilitate youth who’ve offended, yes.
however, the reality is that without cultural change and resources allocated to rehabilitation programming it’ll continue to be a rarity.
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Do y’all believe that rehabilitation is possible for predators/sexual offenders?
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For everyone curious as to what they look like in the wild when they do this, here is a photo. They put pebbles on their heads in order to camouflage themselves from birds (their spines protect them from fish, but not birds). Aren’t they adorable?!
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Sea urchins like to put rocks and shells on their heads, to protect them from predators and the sun. So an aquarium 3D-printed hats for them, and they love to wear them!
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This is Royal Huddleston Burpee Sr, who invented burpees in 1939.
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BLAZE is really good! If you want to support Aussie cinema then go see it!
(content warning: the film is about a young girl dealing with sexual trauma)
nsfw ? new south fucking wales ?
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Thought experiment: when Herr Dutton finally takes over as Supreme Chancellor and starts persecuting the Indigenous community with discriminatory policies would the Voice be able to do anything about it?
And if the answer is no, THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS SHIT?!?!?!
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If Leonardo DiCaprio keeps dating women in their early 20s, they’ll now be so young that they fully missed his teen heartthrob era. They’ll be texting their friends like: “So I’ve been going out with the dirty guy from The Revenant. Weird, right?”
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The Australian government has advisory boards coming out their fucking arsehole. What point is another toothless advisory board that they're not required to listen to?
If the Voice doesn't teeth it is the most meaningless of symbolism.
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As a consolation for 250 years of European colonisation, here's a toothless advisory board.
Excellent deal making everyone, you're doing great guys
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BREAKING Another major coal mine extension approved in #Australia - the 2nd in just the last week
The Queensland Labor gov decision sees the Carborough Downs coal mine extend its life for *11 more years until 2033*
Come on this is not what we voted for!
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More shocking news out of #Australia
The Queensland state ALP government has just announced the approval of the New Acland thermal coal mine extension (they tried to bury it late on a Friday)
Surely @tanya_plibersek can intervene? #NoNewFossilFuels @hrw
abc.net.au/news/2022-08-2
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Is it possible that Leo is in some kind of SPEED situation?
Like, there's a bomb surgically implanted in his dick, if the age of his girlfriend drops below 25 it goes off
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Imagine getting CTE from a mascot
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Knowing that Palin lost is pretty sweet, but it is extra sweet knowing that she lost because of preferential voting LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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60% of Alaska voters voted for a Republican, but thanks to a convoluted process and ballot exhaustion—which disenfranchises voters—a Democrat "won."
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My friend is a single mother who works full-time, and suffers from PTSD due to the abuse she and her children received from her ex-partner, abuse which has recently gone through a painful court process.
Her real estate just evicted her with 2 weeks notice. I'm so fucking mad.
Every ADHD'er at some point: "What if I don't really have ADHD?"
What if I just have a complex series of personal flaws that map on to ADHD, experiences that are incredibly relatable to other people with ADHD, and every failing in my life is entirely and unequivocally my fault?
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Fun fact about me: I've never seen an episode of Captain Planet, because my christofascist father said it was radical environmentalist propaganda and wouldn't let me watch it 😐😐😐😐😐
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This part of the Pizza Hut oral history made me uncomfortable
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A lot of my job has to do with maintenance, and let me tell you people... I'm pretty sure it's all a fucking scam.
Tradies and contractors and technicians aren't interested in ensuring quality work, they just want to get that call-out fee and make bank. Orgs are being screwed.
So they groomed Shamima Begum, trafficked her, covered it up and then used her as propaganda to create a two-tier citizenship system.
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It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears.
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No. Intensive farming does not work that way. Most cows are fed on grain in intensive feedlots, so that romantic pastoral view does not hold. It's 5 years old, but this Science story does a good job on this subject:
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One line from Dewey that I think about often is "institutions should be judged by the kinds of persons they produce," which... Yeah.
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bartender: the usual my man?
me: yessir
bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]
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