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i think im hilarious. insta - mary.j4yyy
TexasJoined December 2012

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You can’t get anymore red flags than single man in his thirties that trains cutting horses.
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Literally the only thing I really watch on is reruns of Forged & Fire to fall asleep to since everything I like left…. so maybe I could save that $20 per month since they want to be a bitch.
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Since y’all miss the point, here it is. You want to brand the ENTIRE trans community as sexual predators because of what some have done, yet you don’t brand the entire church, the entire military, hell, the entire straight white male community as sexual predators.
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Apparently that Cyril guy and his lame horses trailered through OK, CO, and into WY & has restarted his ride outside of Opal. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Getting an insurance quote for your horse at only $30k when you literally just refused an offer of $30k for him bc it would take at least $60k to replace him while also knowing horses love to try and kill themselves and $30k is better than $0 makes me want to die a lil 💀
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Everyone always SCREAMS about how they’d fuck up any guy who puts his hands on women.. but just wait until you actually report it. Youll 110% figure out why it’s easiest to let them get away with it. Same people who hate women beaters turn on you when it’s their family doing it.
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Ty Murray is apparently the cowboy Jesus of Stephenville, America 🤣🤣 As if some dude painting his nails is the worst thing going on in The Ville (spoiler alert: it’s not ‼️)
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Hey y’all, Emmie/steadyrein on TikTok was in a really bad horse accident and is in the hospital. Her family started a GoFundMe for help with medical bills that I’m linking below. Please donate if you can, share if you can’t, and send up a prayer for her.
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When you finally pick up your truck after 8 weeks in the shop getting a whole new fuel system & you text your boyfriend this to fuck w him
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We decided to skip Redbud with our futurity horse and give him more time to haul local before FW. However, he DID add Goat Herder to his resume today.
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Reading SDS sheets actually makes me cackle. Company- “Use our super special crazy top secret blend of liquid drilling fluid” The Fluid according to SDS - VEGETABLE OIL 🫠
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Not Vince rubbing it in that he’s going to my favorite bakery on his way to Stephenville this AM. 😭
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Can we also talk about how obsessed I was with this game after I got it for my birthday when I was a kid. I beat it like 100 times until my PlayStation burnt up and died. 😭
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I could care less what her skin color was, and I understand we’ve whitewashed a lot of history. However, the whole “African Queen, Queen of Africa” thing is not historically accurate. She was the Queen of EGYPT. An Egyptian Queen.
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You know what bothered me about Queen Cleopatra? They kept calling her an “African Queen” just because she ruled a country in modern day Africa. However, she was never QUEEN of the entire continent of Africa. Just like Biden isn’t president of North America!
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Does everyone have that one friend that is super sketchy but also the one person that would drop whatever they are doing to come help you if you call them? Like might have done a few runs for the cartel or sell poss stolen shit sometimes but would fly across the country for you?
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RT RT RT & they are already out with a vengeance
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Hey. You. Yeah, you! We live in Texas. There is no such thing as ‘my dog doesn’t need flea prevention cause we don’t get fleas.’ #vettwitter
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SUPPORT CRAPPY BUSINESSES 🥰
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✨my crappy business ✨ GIRL. ALL IM SAYING IS. I think it’s crazy for such a large number of people to tell everyone to just have kids and put them up for adoption, without looking at the broken system at all, or without any desire to adopt themselves. can you understand twitter.com/kristinbkimmel…
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Happy Friday! Post a picture with your favorite drag queen and make a MAGA conservative white male with a small penis mad today 💕
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Nearly 3 weeks after getting confo AQHA received my request, paying additional for rush processing duplicate papers & paying for 2 day shipping.. AQHA finally got us a physical copy of our horses papers to the correct address, only years 5 after buying him. 🙏🏻
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TAKE DOWN ALL THE POLITICIANS. DEMOCRATS. REPUBLICANS. GREEN. I DONT CARE. ARREST THEM ALL. If there has ever been a suspicion of doing something illegal - investigate. I’d be happy to let my tax dollars go there. It’s time to start tf over.
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This is your weekly reminder that AQHA has the most insufficient system in the world and it shouldn’t be this hard for a registry this large & profitable to FUNCTION
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What’s everyone’s favorite dog safe black widow/spider killer & deterrent? I don’t want to have to redo both houses, the barn, shop, and tack container every weekend but all the crawlies are out with a vengeance already. 💀
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