.@jlwallen puts Slackware-based Absolute Linux through its paces:http://bit.ly/2rmaA83
If curses interfaces are insufficiently retro for you, you can always go with an OpenBSD or NetBSD install which would work over a line-printer 
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If curses interfaces are insufficiently retro for you, you can always go with an OpenBSD or NetBSD install which would work over a line-printer 