Dang, I guess I should post my other socials should this place implode on itself π
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hiding in the stacks.Born February 5Joined September 2008
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Pls, this is so cute ππ
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Mom called to let me know that she went to another library, and they also had a summer reading program and it was also the same theme as the local library, so I had to break it to her that the theme is the same at all libraries and our local library didnβt invent summer reading.
That these are temporary.
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What is the most successful lie in history
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this couple just come in at 9:00am, watch movies n cuddle til 1pm, go get lunch, then come back n do the same thing til we close at 6pm.
Yβall are both wrong, heβs an octopus π©
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SQUIDwardβ¦β¦β¦β¦.? twitter.com/foreverthatg1rβ¦
Me, helping a man at the computer:
Him: is that BATH AND BODY WORKS??
Me: β¦!
Him: that sanitizer? You smell like my girl
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Well your girl has good taste, the eucalyptus spearmint line SLAPS
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I recently discovered that borrowing ebooks and audiobooks from the library is WAY easier than I could've imagined.
If you're sinking money into Audible or buying ebooks that you only read once... let me enlighten you! π 1/
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i feel like this is a gemini, libra, and aquarius life hack
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the secret to being a private person is to over share dumb shit so people think youβre an open book but then not tell them any of the important details about your life
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WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.
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When your desk replacement is more than five minutes late
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flappy bird had the entire world in a chokehold and then this tweet changed everything
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Define βPeak mobile phone gameβ
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Parenting your parents.
β¦ another part of adulthood that no one prepared me for.
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The way the argument would just be over, like. You won, sir ππ
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My man and I were having a lovers quarrel yesterday (
) and in the midst of me speaking, he goes βIβm sorry to interrupt but can you please shift your wig forward? Itβs distracting me.β I been shook ever since because it really was halfway past my hairline, I was so mad 
) and in the midst of me speaking, he goes βIβm sorry to interrupt but can you please shift your wig forward? Itβs distracting me.β I been shook ever since because it really was halfway past my hairline, I was so mad 
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this is me fr though π€£π―β€οΈ
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someone said this is how yt ppl thought halle was gonna be in the little mermaid 
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LOUIS VUITTON MEN
Spring Summer 2024.
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Itβs my uncle birthday and I just wanna let yβall know he grows the best greens on earth βπΎ
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Hell nah. Literally the busiest part of the library are the computers.
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Are Public Computers in Libraries Becoming Obsolete? govtech.com/biz/data/are-p
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