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@gudamor

An Extremely Luminous Panchromatic Outburst from the Nucleus of a Distant Galaxy

Ningbo, China
Joined February 2011

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    They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much

  3. A black box full of black boxes piloted through the sky by a black box.

  4. Cupping is bu hao

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    All hands meeting

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    67 officers have died on the job this year: 16 in car accidents. 16 shot by suspects. 11 heart attacks.

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  7. Round greenfruit storage

  8. Damn vinebeast got me

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    Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body

  10. Saint John's Warp

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    Stanley Kubrick was hired to fake the moon landing, but his perfectionism made them film it on location on the moon.

  12. Our races being different is fine, it's our religions that causes the big arguments- I'm a Sylvan Baptist and she's Eastern Orc-odox

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    Leave! I cried with rising ire Quit the perch above my fire! Ask me not of HBO and let me to my bed retire! Quoth the Raven "seen The Wire?"

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    *Donald Trump at the Sistine Chapel* *I have a Seventeen Chapel."

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    adrenaline does crazy shit to the human body. i saw a lady trapped under a car and suddenly felt a surge of energy so i went to the gym

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    Debunking the alleged cause of a comrade's death by trying it and seeing if it kills you is EXTREMELY proletarian science

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    We tested a Waller County trash bag. It ripped.

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    It used to be thought that four horsemen would usher in the end of the world. LOL! Scientists have since identified as many as 118 horsemen.

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