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'Penetration is when things have gone too far.' I wish someone would say that about bullets and knives.

Orwellian. Policing language, thought police, censorship, our beautiful brave new world

I once overheard a conversation where someone was creating an erotic book for their loved one and was incredulous when their friend pointed out that the images would be seen by the printing company. They’d assumed that it was all done by a machine. #sohardnottolaugh

So get a job with those people clearing out fatbergs in the sewers if you need an upgrade.

Shame, I always thought deep level mining, oil rigs and sewer maintenance were bad, but they're usually not chosen by women so they don't count.