Every time someone says "Ben Jealous" I hear Vangelis
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This is so smug Alexa, play l'enfant
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Alexa, but it's just a real woman that you married who is presently sitting at the computer hooked up to the sound system
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L'enfant but it's really just the littlest kid making funny noises, Alexa this is amazing send it to the government
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Alexa but it's like Judge Dredd and your voice rec got messed up, so Alexa thinks someone broke into the house and calls the SWAT team
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The SWAT team but they are all armed with NERF guns. "This is Pee-wee's playhouse!" they all yell. Everyone is arrested on suspicion of public indecency.
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