someone come over and cook dinner for me please I’m tired of eating junk food
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Replying to @KaliYuga1984
now you have your one simple reason to get wife
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Replying to @gtaogle
haha yeah I’ll just go on down to the wife store and pick one up
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Replying to @gtaogle
The cancelled the volunteer program after accepting my application and didn’t tell anyone until two weeks later when no one showed up to give the orientation
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Replying to @KaliYuga1984
Good lord. But that's the wife store. That kind of place my man.
3:22 PM - 29 Sep 2018
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