George Staruch

@chood531 oh you know, livin the dream out here in wisconsin. How's site slinging?

two a day workouts. two a day parties. some people burn the candle at both ends. I've got a ball of yarn, a bucket of wax and a flamethrower

Man exercise of the day: 20 lb log catch. Best when balanced on two more logs. #winning

Today I played slalom around deer in the dark in a pickup truck at 120 mph. #winning

expect the world to slowly return to status quo over the next few months.

AAPL earnings report should be strong, next one should be soft. This is a good in for ATVI, which will spike eventually. Beyond that...

For those still playing along at home, you should be outta MSFT at the 28 point a month ago, AAPL should sway between 348 and 362 for a bit.

#TigerBlood is gettin thick up in here.

I have a mild need to sneeze

22. Time to celebrate the worlds most pointless birthday like a charlie sheen monday.

75,000 people are about to get owned by #tigerblood #winning

@ThePottsickle I'm down like a fat kid on the seesaw. You, me, your bropack, and some bikini clad judges. Loser supplies adult beverages.

@ThePottsickle Newest man hobby: deep end kettlebell diving. Bonus if you can get cute biddies to throw the kettlebell in for you.

@BenjaminBeard Just applied for #TigerBloodIntern too. It's on.

What up AAPL, thanks for the 2k. Been a good day.

@BenjaminBeard If you're willing to agree to some completely exorbitant interest rates and an extremely unfavorable swap, we can talk.

@BenjaminBeard is so hot right now.

Sell gold, buy oil, but be leery around mid February, after which rebuy it, should be fairly safe after April, Hold Activision, Microsoft

Right, in the spirit of Twitter, some freebies to the strange, mildly creepy individuals who have elected to follow me on this thing:

Depressingly, this thing may be the fastest and easiest way to get financial news. Goodbye Soul.