GSElevator

@GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

New York / London / Hong Kong
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Joined August 2011
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  2. Apr 7

    Nice try tho

    7:20 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
    4,196 retweets 4,463 likes
  3. Apr 5

    Hey , nice move canceling 400 NC jobs over transgender bathrooms. BTW, your Asia HQ is in Singapore, where gay sex = 2 years in jail.

    1,870 retweets 2,119 likes
  4. Mar 25

    "The National Enquirer smears are completely false." - Bill Cosby, John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, and Ted Cruz

    992 retweets 1,199 likes
  5. Mar 23

    If Melania Trump looked like Lena Dunham, liberals would be celebrating her photo shoots.

    619 retweets 1,209 likes
  6. Mar 19

    Irony: Trump protestors trying to stop a Trump rally… by building a wall.

    3:12 PM - 19 Mar 2016 · Details
    3,947 retweets 4,267 likes
  7. Mar 11

    [CLASSIC] #1: If we don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

    690 retweets 990 likes
  8. Mar 10

    Socialism gets a lesson in free markets.

    8:50 AM - 10 Mar 2016 · Details
    1,610 retweets 1,896 likes
  9. Mar 8

    If women really get paid 20% less for the same work, wouldn't a shareholder conscious company just hire only women?

    1,106 retweets 2,017 likes
  11. Mar 4

    Sick of people calling Americans dumb. Sure, we can’t locate France on a map. But we can locate the moon. Cuz we landed on it 47 years ago.

    1,015 retweets 1,507 likes
  12. Mar 3

    "Teach a man to fish and he'll still vote for the guy that gives him a fish."

    5:24 PM - 3 Mar 2016 · Details
    1,581 retweets 1,884 likes
  13. Feb 29

    Cool climate change speech, bro...

    10:16 AM - 29 Feb 2016 · Details
    2,276 retweets 2,523 likes
  15. Feb 14

    #1: People who get engaged on Valentine’s Day don’t need prenups. She can keep the Jared ring and he can keep his Xbox.

    930 retweets 1,557 likes
  16. Feb 10

    #1: Trump got Fox News to pay for his election. Of course he can get Mexico to pay for the wall.

    838 retweets 1,401 likes
  17. Feb 5

    Who will star in Straight to Hell adaptation? cc.

    8:12 AM - 5 Feb 2016 · Details
    22 retweets 47 likes
  18. Feb 4

    Hillary: “Wall Street is afraid of me."

    7:03 PM - 4 Feb 2016 · Details
    1,024 retweets 1,376 likes
  19. Feb 4

    "On Valentine's Day, send your girl flowers anonymously. If she doesn't mention it, dump her. Sorry, but she's cheating on you."

    785 retweets 1,342 likes
  20. Feb 1

    An online IQ test should just be one question: Would you be willing to spend twenty minutes taking an online IQ test.

    794 retweets 1,118 likes

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