GSElevator

@GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

New York / London / Hong Kong
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Joined August 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Aug 2019

    Finally on Instagram. Content will be considerably more frequent and diverse, but still cynical and unapologetic. Follow:

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  2. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2012

    #1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.

    16 replies 2,036 retweets 1,126 likes
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  3. Nov 19

    “The best precaution is to assume everyone you encounter is infectious and keep your distance.” I’ve been doing this for years.

    5 replies 120 retweets 573 likes
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  4. Oct 1

    Staring at screens all day is terrible for your eyes. Congrats to my friends at Christoper Cloos, who teamed up with Tom Brady, on a stylish way to protect your health:

    5 replies 14 retweets 90 likes
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  5. Sep 28

    This, despite being a few years old (and I guess is new to many people), went viral on Instagram. My collaboration with - How To Be A Man:

    5 replies 25 retweets 135 likes
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  6. Sep 9

    Less than 3 years ago, helped launch an obscure Danish sunglass brand in the US. Now, they are in 500 stores... and today, they signed Tom Brady. Amazing what they have accomplished. Congrats!

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    I frequently get asked what I’ll do once I’m done playing in 20 years...I’ve thought about architecture, acting or cooking, but having an opportunity to collaborate with on my own collection of frames, I think I might have found the answer...
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  7. Sep 5

    Bill Clinton hates COVID restrictions more than anyone on the planet.

    65 replies 252 retweets 2,007 likes
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  8. Apr 26

    So has a new logo... They removed the Native American but kept her land and lakes.

    18 replies 180 retweets 725 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    Self isolation is like Vegas... You lose money by the minute. Drinks are free-flowing. And no one knows what day it is.

    12 replies 318 retweets 1,298 likes
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  10. Mar 25

    “Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.” The Work-From-Home Coronavirus Survival Guide:

    2 replies 37 retweets 140 likes
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  11. Mar 25

    The WFH Coronavirus Survival Guide: How to avoid the “Corona fifteen”, stay healthy (the anti-viral benefit of spices), maintain your sanity, and enrich yourself.

    6 replies 24 retweets 78 likes
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  12. Mar 15

    We’re now more active on Instagram. Follow us here:

    10 replies 132 retweets 696 likes
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    3 Jul 2015

    #1: A market sell-off is worse than divorce. I lose half of my money, but my wife is still around.

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 8

    Rolling Stone’s on Joe Biden’s cognitive decline: The same journalists and medical professionals who pushed the Trump dementia story in 2016 are refusing now to discuss Biden on the record. It’s frustrating, a clear case of partisanship.

    5 replies 24 retweets 120 likes
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  15. Mar 5

    New podcast with Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi (): - The Russia hoax - Epstein’s murder - Biden’s dementia - Fake News - Tech censorship - How banning fracking funds people who throw gays off buildings.

    3 replies 14 retweets 108 likes
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  16. Mar 3

    Unrelated note: ’s hiring policy at Bloomberg was, “No SFUs.” (Short, fat, and ugly) He got canned by Salomon circa 1980. Cant take Wall Street culture with him.

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  17. Mar 1

    Or LV bag + car worth < $20k

    "If she has a cracked iPhone screen and a Michael Kors bag, don’t give her your real name.”
    2 replies 19 retweets 185 likes
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  18. Feb 14

    "On Valentine's Day, send your girl flowers anonymously. If she doesn't mention it, dump her. Sorry, but she's cheating on you."

    7 replies 38 retweets 199 likes
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    26 Sep 2019

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  20. Feb 4

    Podcast with (The King)... talking boots on the ground Wall Street culture, FinTwit, how to get a job on Wall Street, drugs, Trump, and why Goldman is full of shit with their virtue-signaling:

    7 retweets 42 likes
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    Jan 25

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