Gabriel Schlumberger

@gschlumb

Dad, app maker, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, irreverent.

Los Angeles
Joined September 2010

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  1. May 29

    Dylan: "The highway is for gamblers, better use your…

  2. May 19

    Nixon in Saudi Arabia while fending off Watergate scandal, June 1974:

  3. May 22

    Would totally have already achieved enlightenment if I weren't…

  4. May 18

    Final corner at the Mt. Baldy stage of the Amgen Tour of California.…

  5. May 16

    Grabbed the wrong notebook from the table this morning Or maybe I…

  6. May 8
  7. May 8

    Mr. Cherry Tomato, unsatisfied with his quotidien existence,…

  8. May 4
  9. Apr 24
  10. Apr 19

    Wtf, bardonnala?!? I distinctly ordered my cortado sans serif! How…

  11. Apr 14

    I'm sorry, today the poppies are closed. Please enjoy our other…

  12. Apr 8

    Captain's log April 8th: Go home, Mother Nature. You're drunk. @…

  13. Mar 30

    Ominous sub-editing fail of the day

  14. Mar 29

    First mouthwatering breakfast lunettasm (6yo pointed out that the…

  15. Mar 14
  16. Mar 14
  17. Mar 11

    What are you doing in that stupid pepper suit?

  18. Mar 7

    When the going gets tough, the tough pray we still have…

  19. Feb 10
  20. Feb 28

    Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 samurai sword when she had no problem spending $75 on groceries

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