Gabriel Schlumberger

@gschlumb

Dad, app maker, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, irreverent.

Los Angeles
Joined September 2010
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  1. May 29

    Dylan: "The highway is for gamblers, better use your…

  2. Retweeted
    May 19

    Nixon in Saudi Arabia while fending off Watergate scandal, June 1974:

    493 replies 8,714 retweets 12,220 likes
  3. May 22

    Would totally have already achieved enlightenment if I weren't…

  4. May 18

    Final corner at the Mt. Baldy stage of the Amgen Tour of California.…

  5. May 16

    Grabbed the wrong notebook from the table this morning Or maybe I…

  6. May 8

    Happy 5/8/77+40, btw. …

  7. May 8

    Mr. Cherry Tomato, unsatisfied with his quotidien existence,…

  8. May 4

    Millenium Falcon explosé …

  9. Apr 24

    Morning commute just got a little more interesting. …

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  10. Apr 19

    Wtf, bardonnala?!? I distinctly ordered my cortado sans serif! How…

  11. Apr 14

    I'm sorry, today the poppies are closed. Please enjoy our other…

  12. Apr 8

    Captain's log April 8th: Go home, Mother Nature. You're drunk. @…

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    Mar 30

    Ominous sub-editing fail of the day

    286 replies 15,799 retweets 38,846 likes
  14. Mar 29

    First mouthwatering breakfast lunettasm (6yo pointed out that the…

  15. Mar 14

    Hey look, my phone has a time-lapse feature. ?

    1 reply
  16. Mar 14

    Santa Monica

  17. Mar 11

    What are you doing in that stupid pepper suit?

  18. Mar 7

    When the going gets tough, the tough pray we still have…

  19. Retweeted
    Feb 10

    Weekend!

    2 replies 74 retweets 198 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 samurai sword when she had no problem spending $75 on groceries

    Amusing to watch Dems get upset over Trump's $54B defense hike, when they had no problem w/ the Sanders $75B/per year free college plan
    767 replies 72,428 retweets 150,155 likes

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