ThePillowThief

@grumpy_molly

I’m a grumpy absurdist with idiotic tendencies and a love for rain. I operate mostly in a state of confusion.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2020.
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  1. prije 8 sati

    One day ... just for shits and giggles ... you should tweet something happy and upbeat. Not because you feel that way but just to freak your followers the f**k out.

    sad
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  2. prije 8 sati

    This is precisely why I can’t watch nature documentaries. I’m always rooting for both the hunter and the prey and the inherent conflict makes me sad. Nature is cruel.

    [nature documentary] Narrator: the hunter is on the prowl, she has cornered her prey Me: oh no :( Narrator: but the rabbit manages to escape Me: oh yay :) Narrator: which means mom and her kids will go hungry Me: oh no :(
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  3. prije 12 sati

    I am an E and a J.

    If you're not an L, we can't be friends.
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  4. prije 12 sati

    Feather duster. Hey you didn’t say it had to be effective.

    POOF!!! Computers disappear. Do you slide behind an old typewriter? ................................................. What’s your NEW writing tool of choice?
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  5. prije 12 sati

    Can’t lie ... I’d probably be an obnoxious bitch. Although ... sometimes ... I kind of am already. So no significant change really.

    If you were considered the best Writer in the world...how would you behave? 📕 📘 📗
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  6. prije 13 sati

    I am Seeker of Magnificent Mysteries! This explains so much about me.

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  7. prije 13 sati

    No, God is much more likely to say “Wrong way dude. Hell’s in the other direction.” And yes, in my head God sounds a bit like Bill from “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”. Or maybe I mean Ted. Either or.

    Lindsey Graham: When I die God isn't going to ask "Why didn't you convict Trump?"
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  8. 6. velj

    I mean ... there’s just so much about that to love.

    My first interview with tonight. The first of many I hope: it’s like a vacation
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  9. 6. velj

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  10. 6. velj

    I think you mean recidivist. Also, I’m already shocked and frightened by Trump ... and his boss, Putin.

    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  11. 6. velj

    Humble pie ... it’s like apple pie but with very humble apples.

    The year is 2024, the Democrat Supreme Socialist leader shows up to your home and says if you don’t vote for Mitt Romney you will die. What would you choose for your last meal?
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  12. 5. velj

    We don’t know each other at all but I nonetheless find myself deeply invested? How did it go? Was it like an episode of Law and Order? Did you get to object, get charged with contempt and dragged out in handcuffs? I mean you want to do court properly right?

    Does anyone even care to know how my traffic court appointment today went for my first ticket ever or do YALL JUST PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT ME 😤😤
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  13. 5. velj

    While I may disagree with on a number of political issues, I do believe he is a man of integrity and I respect what he did here today. Bravo sir for doing what you knew to be right.

    8:29
    FULL SPEECH: Sen. Romney says he will vote in favor of the article of impeachment on abuse of power against President Trump. "With my vote, I will tell my children and their children that I did my duty to the best of my ability, believing that my country expected it of me."
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  14. 5. velj

    My cat keeps stealing my right hand and using it as an ear scratcher.

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  15. 5. velj

    I answered yes but feel compelled to be honest and add that in our house a visit to the library involves grabbing a book to read (and a can of air freshener) when you go to the bathroom. So I’m not sure my yes should count.

    Do you still visit the library? Yes or No?
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  16. 5. velj

    Well look at you waving your red flag at a herd of bulls! I am filled with admiration. 😝

    Anyone on here have any opinions about the Iowa caucus system they’d like to share?
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  17. 4. velj

    Agreed. I’m going to go binge watch again until the nightmare ends. It’s my happy place.

    Come on, Iowa!
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  18. 4. velj

    At 3% open you’re good - but at 4% yeah ... you just might be. It’s a fine line you are walking my friend.

    Sometimes I leave drawers 3% open. Does this make me a bad husband?
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  19. 4. velj

    I love that no matter what is happening politically you can always find an appropriate gif from to perfectly express how you feel about it. Damn I miss that show sooo much. 😭😭😭

    Odgovor korisniku/ci @BradleyWhitford
    This is how we begin primary season? Really? We can’t do any fucking better than this?
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  20. 4. velj

    I think I just OD’d on cute.

    0:42
    a squeaky boi
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