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Is this thing on? I've come to the realisation that three things in this life are sacred: facts, tolerance and bad humour.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. ruj 2017.

    More importantly, here's an owl made out of fruit.

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  2. 3. velj

    So, apparently this doesn't qualify as formal attire any more. They wouldn't even let me in the church for the ceremony.

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  3. 3. velj
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  4. 3. velj

    Tip to xenophobes: if you're going to write a poster insisting on "Queens English", remember to brush up on your own skills first.

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  5. 25. srp 2019.

    And Mussolini made the trains run on time. Some efficiencies are not worth it.

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  6. 6. srp 2019.

    third time's a charm when spelling Megalodon

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  7. 27. lip 2019.
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  8. 18. lip 2019.

    I watch the and all I can think is that looks like a fluid-deprived Eddie Redmayne

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  9. 24. ožu 2019.

    The loneliness emanating from this tweet brings me to tears.

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  10. 24. ožu 2019.

    Enough politics. Have a shaved monkey.

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    Seen a few people talking about how the revoke petition is compromised because someone signed it from Kyrgyzstan. That was me. I’m here for two weeks for work. People move around the world. Imagine that.

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  12. 30. sij 2019.

    How quickly language changes: it was only as far back as 2016 when "alternative" meant something other than "made up"

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  13. 29. sij 2019.

    Think I might teleport into work tomorrow.

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  14. 29. sij 2019.

    UK parliament votes for amendment to make it all Brussels' fault (they already said no)

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  15. 29. sij 2019.

    Brexit secretary Stephen Barclay's tactic to deal with repeated requests to clarify "alternative arrangements" basically involves taking the ball to the corner flag and playing for the whistle.

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  16. 25. sij 2019.

    Trump: America is a laughing stock “all over the world". Pretty much the only genuine fact in his entire speech. 🤔

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  17. 16. sij 2019.

    Not sure why my daily morning bathroom ritual is trending but its no laughing matter

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  18. 16. sij 2019.

    BREAKING: Government announces plans for an unprecedented 325 new life peerages. In other unconnected news, Theresa May wins by 325-306.

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  19. 25. pro 2018.

    Merry bloody Christmas.

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  20. 20. pro 2018.

    It's a Wonderful Lifeboat.

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  21. 20. pro 2018.

    Can't wait for when they discover water is halal.

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