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(Really truly threw in the extra “worlds” this time. Tossed some euros in too.)
Gonna try my hand at a Twitter strategy statement. [cracks knuckles] [clears throat] “Make a lot of money by connecting people to ads.”
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(Threw in a few more “worlds” this time.)














(Twitter’s strategy statement translated to emoji.)
These photographs are stunning. http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/11/12/science/space/rosetta-philae-comet-landing.html … pic.twitter.com/JfGvb9kj94
356 retweets 242 favorites@gruber @hotdogsladies somebody call Comcast plz pic.twitter.com/2okuOwgTTC
.@sapfootz Dept. of Health and Human Services will confiscate your guns within the next two years, by executive order. Public health issue.
“Are you a man?” “Yes, nineteen.” “Are you alive?” “Yes, eighteen.” “Evel Knievel.” “Shit.”
39 retweets 107 favoritesCities feel a lot less welcoming when you highlight the places pedestrians aren't supposed to go like this. pic.twitter.com/5cq78PuzgE
1,337 retweets 1,072 favoritesI’m looking for a job. My experience is in media production, but I could be interested in a change. http://about.me/calebsexton
16 retweets 13 favorites.@Westxgal We’ll get your guns, trust me. Your house is probably near the top of the list.
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@gruber "Smoker Channels" is literally the best expression I've heard all year.
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