The popularity of anime should be inspiring a new urban proto fascism that cheerily tramples individual rights to ensure clean and safe city streets.
Imagine if things were actually that nice outside? We could literally be living in an anime but you people refuse to mobilize.
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So excited for Brock Purdy tonight 🥳
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don't forget to kiss the bus driver
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SF liberals will go on about protecting the unique character of a neighborhood and the neighborhood they’re talking about is a literal war zone
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“Wtf I don’t even think these are songs” father forgive them
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I live in despair because nobody will ever make anything this genius ever again
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I run regularly. Not far distances and not really fast but I do it to make sure I don’t lose it. A human should be able to run.
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Love this so much. She was ugly before and they made her beautiful.
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You can overcome network effects just like the network you’re trying to overcome overcame network effects.
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Lowkey I used the elonjet tracker a lot to know if I needed to be in the office when I worked at twitter and never used it before or since. Idk why random unrelated people care about it.
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If I were the richest man in the world I would be sending all of my female mutuals flowers every day not posting memes on twitter
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If I don’t get a sloppy Joe right freaking now I’m going to explode
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Was just at the local diner here in Texas to pick up coffee. Everyone was talking about Popehat leaving Twitter. “Is it really for good? Not just a break?”
Elon’s actions are having real-life consequences.
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Patriots in control. The revolution is now.
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WILL SOMEBODY TELL ALL OF THE U.S. COLLEGE STUDENTS THAT PERIODS GO INSIDE OF QUOTATION MARKS (in general)? THEY AREN’T LISTENING TO ME!
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Doing all my federal crimes on tiktok now 😎
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Tonight the Senate unanimously passed my bill to BAN TikTok on all government devices
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Elon only hires 10x engineers (fired me for being an 11x)
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which way western man
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realest bitch in the game
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nobody will ever top this
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He was a king in this moment
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Anyone who does anything should never be trusted
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When I was a teenager I developed a few warts on my hands (masturbation) and I tried the remover thing from CVS and it didn't work so I sterilized and heated up a paper clip until it was red hot and just jabbed them several times and it worked. DIY spirit
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you look across the bar and see this. How do you open
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🚨 NEW MERCH DROP 🚨
Michelle Obama may not be possible on an Elon Musk owned twitter but the she/her kweens still have something to live for.
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Our merch is extremely flammable, like we literally use a synthetic fabric that was banned in the US decades ago. It took a lot of work to source it but we go the extra mile for you.
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MERCH DROP
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Get your girl something confusing for the holidays 
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ok I'll bite. who is elon musk
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ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town
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“I did unspeakable things to and and all I got were these lousy candidates.”
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