In the gym at 1 PM. Respectfully admiring your wife’s new yoga pants. She kept asking me to show her how to do kettlebell swings, basically did them for her.
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this right here is why ~40% of the people in Austin are descendants of joe rogan
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bro nobody's wife is doing KBS they're all doing sumo KB deadlifts for the booty
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She kept asking me to help her with hip thrust. Seemed like there was a deeper need she couldn’t put into words.
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narrator: he had not in fact made it to the gym today. or anytime this week
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mfs love being wrong I’m my replies
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I’ve identified that you’re in the Pacific Time Zone. Currently driving to every gym in the region equipped with binoculars, blasting Sweet Dreams are Made of These and flexing aggressively with the windows down. Expect me.
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people doubting this don't realize you're literally addicted to the gym, just normal occurrence when you're in there 3 hrs a day 7 days a week
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Exactly. My life is in tatters because I’m addicted to the pump.
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