I don’t worry about home invasions because I figure there’s so many houses, why would they choose mine? Makes no sense.
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I don’t worry about politically motivated assassinations because I figure there’s so many politicians, why would they choose me? Makes no sense.
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Bingo. You see how useful this is
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put up bootleg signs and stickers for a security company. no burglar will risk calling your bluff when the place next door definitely doesn't have a security system.
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I don't worry about home invasions because I keep a fully [redacted] [redacted] next to my bed.
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