The Danes will never sell us Greenland, it offends their sensibilities and fails every time we try. But they will respect a vote by Greenlanders for secession.
We need to deploy the CIA to Greenland and start the stirring.
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Just pay them off, there’s what a few hundred thousand people?
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50k people. We could give them each a grand, more money than they've ever seen in their lives. And jobs working the cafeterias at our various new bases.