Bodega Bro is kind of dumb but he's definitely got a great sales vibe. I'd get drunk with Bodega Bro and buy enterprise software from him, he seems like a funny dude.
I predict Bodega Bro will land on his feet.
Also I gotta imagine a sizable number of women in NYC want to sleep with Bodega Bro now. Maybe soon he'll become Bodega Husband and then Bodega Dad? Only time will tell.
yeah youre right, if theres one person every girl wants to fuck even more than their brother its their dad, becoming bodega dad would be a good strategy for him