I don't know who needs to hear this but keep a parking ticket in your car for when you have to park illegally, then you can just put it under the windshield wiper so the parking enforcement guy will think you already got a ticket and will pass over you
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The Jewish God "Yaweh" explaining this to his chosen people is how they got the holiday Passover
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smart. This guy is already arrested, let's move on
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