Conversation

I’m a friendly southern fella and my happy nods and howdies are wasted on these fancy city slickers

howdy is an ideal greeting because it’s disarming and therefore mitigates the risk of scaring the hoes

Replying to

The hoes around here think howdy means you’re in the KKK

Replying to

that’s why you have to wear your cowboy hat and boots, not sure you are really committed to this identity tbh