four thousand years ago you would be 5'1" and riddled with hookworms
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4000 years ago you would’ve been a feared warrior. Now you take instructions from a program manager in a resort pool
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if i were faced with a 2000 BCE warrior i would simply dispatch him with a firearm
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or literally anything made of metal
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