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@growing_daniel

She’s got tire tracks ffs 😩

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If I'm sitting at a restaurant table I tell myself I'm the first one. Same thing with elevators I ride on or stadium seats I sit in. I have the kind of autism where I prize relationships with the objects I encounter and if they're ran through it kills the vibe.

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You know you’re at a nice restaurant when the table looks like it came from a barn and the water is served in a old wine bottle.

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Buddy I am spending tonight

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Our waitress has a tattoo of a handgun on her arm. This place is fancy

1:23 AM · Jun 6, 2022Twitter for iPhone