If I'm sitting at a restaurant table I tell myself I'm the first one. Same thing with elevators I ride on or stadium seats I sit in.
I have the kind of autism where I prize relationships with the objects I encounter and if they're ran through it kills the vibe.
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This was important while I was in England, every elevator imagining no British "person" had been there before yelling into their phone I'M ON DA LIFT SO I MAY LEWS YOU
