If I'm sitting at a restaurant table I tell myself I'm the first one. Same thing with elevators I ride on or stadium seats I sit in.
I have the kind of autism where I prize relationships with the objects I encounter and if they're ran through it kills the vibe.
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This was important while I was in England, every elevator imagining no British "person" had been there before yelling into their phone I'M ON DA LIFT SO I MAY LEWS YOU
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whoa didn't think about that
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“Ran thru” is my favorite aave term of the past few years because it acknowledges that rarity is a contributing factor in something being considered “special”
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Trying to get my head around how you get yourself at any level to even have the sense of that being true
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Movie theatre and foot touches the trash the janitors just pushed under the seat. Might as well leave
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Keep telling yourself this but just know I ate the fuck off every restaraunt table you sat at. I didn’t even use a plate or fork. Just ate straight off the table with my bare hands.
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