I've spoken with your parents and we've decided that I will replace you as their son. We will begin this transition in Q3 you will be completely phased out by 2023. Thank you for your years of service and we wish you the best of luck in your next adventure!
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“COBRA will supply you with a transitional mother for the next 6 months”
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Anything you want! Except of course join a competing family within two years due to the noncompete you signed when you joined.
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Now that would be AGI fr 😂
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this is what your parents would try to do if they met me
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I want to take one of the younger people from tcot and make them my surrogate son so I can yell at them and take them on hikes
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