Love eyeing mfs from the back of my Uber. I know my driver has to fight for me if shit goes down
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most people don’t know this but if you get into your Uber and point at another care and say “follow them” they legally have to engage in a car chase
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It’s in the contract. If your driver doesn’t speak your language or your assailant’s language, they have to order another car to that location to support the requisite fisticuffs-adjacent banter