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Daniel

@growing_daniel

My unborn children are also unconceived. If conservatives care about the babies why aren’t they issuing me a girlfriend

1:45 AM · May 8, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

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Daniel

@growing_daniel

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May 8

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I’m being told conservatives do issue girlfriends but you have to go to a Catholic Church in person to pick yours up

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Kendall Pennington

@Kenny___Rose

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May 8

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u might actually be onto something with this

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dweeb

@dorkweeb

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May 8

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If you go to your local synagogue, odds are you will meet several yentas who have already made it their personal mission to ensure that everyone in the congregation is hitched by 30 Same is true of most Christian denominations, in my experience!

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dweeb

@dorkweeb

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May 8

unironically one of the biggest competitive advantages of organized religion is being part of a multi-generational community where you have older women who are thrilled at the prospect of getting to play matchmaker

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Where's Our Podcast?

@WheresOurPod

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So you're pro-life? Name every baby

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Philip R. Columbus

@thefirstmr1492

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May 8

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Because God helps those who help themselves. Clean your room!

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eliza

@itiseliza

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May 8

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Waitt but conservatives don’t give girlfriends they issue a wifey obvii

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90% snails & puppy dog tails

@Pokiekla

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May 8

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They do, but they do it at the church picnic.

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wordcel in a tweed jacket

@epistitious

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*then dems start aborting timelines that lead to conception

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Cosmic Ray

@yoniluvschocha

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May 8

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I pulled myself up by my own dickstraps son, you can too.

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