The proper way to sell heaven to smart people is getting to ask God questions. Anything about the natural world, any historical fact, what somebody was thinking, you can probably just ask God and get the fax. That sounds like paradise for real.
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"Hey God, I'd love to hop on a 30 minute call and just pick your brain. Any good times this week to connect?"
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does the marked text argue for ignorance, because there's no fun without it? (honest question, i want to understand)
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that’s reddit heaven where you get to talk to moderators
real heaven God asks you stuff about life
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So what’s it like *gesturing to my crotch* having needs
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“God, what was my lifetime beer pong accuracy? How clutch was I for the boys?”
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This the kind of answers I want
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The better google is the closer we are to God
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