Me: sorry I’m flakkid, we’ve been drinking since noon
Her: you’re what?
Me: …flakkid?
She then sighs, gets her things and leaves, annoyed she almost slept with somebody this illiterate. I assume she’s reacting purely to my failure to perform, traumatizing myself sexually for
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Quick power-nap to recharge the brain and increase the quality of whatever horny-posting is going on today
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