Small town provincial Canadian guy who only trusts people who say eh
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He’s racist but only as a byproduct of the odds they say eh. His best friend is actually a black guy who says eh every other sentence (best friend also hates non-ehs, thinks they should be deported)
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An Indian family just moved to town. He tried to be friendly but they didn’t say eh once. Now he’s planning to protest at the next town hall meeting against “the eh genocide”. His best friend will be there (he’s even madder)
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A local liberal realizes the pattern and teaches the Indian family to end their sentences in eh. Angry conservative guy is taken aback when he hears it. Him and his buddy look at each other
"Guess they're all right, eh?"
Cue string music, everyone hugs
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