Quick I’m drinking beer. Give me a good beer joke to impress these guys
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A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one.'
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Haha I don’t know much but this is good shit
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"Hoppy beer? What am I, a rabbit?!?" Make sure to say it in a very incredulous and exaggerated manner, pause for 2.5 seconds, then laugh and say, "Just joshin' ya, miss. I'll take a Bud. Next round's mine, fellas."
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Just tell them “that last game was crazy!”
Works best if you yell it after an awkward pause.
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There’s so much pressure to perform
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My uncle fell into a vat of beer and drowned. They had sent two men in to save him, but he bravely faught them off.
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Bro this is good shit. Thank you for opening this for me.
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an ancient Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “I’ll have five”
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