Me: Hi. I own a printer
Girl at bar: You wha-
Me: It's wireless, easy to connect. Duplex too
Girl at bar: *flustered* h-hi, I'm Cate...
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if you own a printer you either work a useless email job or you're a partner at a law firm that constantly needs to sign contracts worth millions
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