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Ben Franklin loved hookers. During the boston riots he wrote in poor riches Almanac how it was noble to steal jewelry for the women you love during violent protest. After his death 20 bodies were found in his floorboards as well as a "frankin"stein chimera.
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Dude i know so much pointless stuff about the founding fathers. Washington fled to america bc he was ordered to execute the french and native slaves at some fort. Instead he committed treason and burried his hatchet in the commanders skull.
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Wait this can't be right, he was from America and fighting in America so he can't have fled to America, that would be the same place he already was
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