Your last tweet was one word away from being a site changing 2 million like mega hit but you screwed it up and got four likes. You would’ve been on Ellen.
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Stop subtweeting me. I'm a small account. 4 likes is fine.
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Men, if you can't put up with a woman's "shit test," how are you going to "maintain frame" when your toddler screams because his graham cracker broke in half, throws the other crackers on the floor in frustration, and then cries because you're out of crackers?
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curse of high dimensionality; there are ~ (300k ^ 50) possible one-word swaps in a 50 word tweet
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if a tweet of mine started looking like that, I would delete it immediately
fame is terrifying
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