me: tonight lets go to san francisco-
trad gf: you mean SATANIC francisco??
me: uh sure, anyways going into the city-
trad gf: you mean GHOULING into the city?
me: ... and I think we can return in an uber
trad gf: you mean RETVRN in an uber??
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me: ah, this must be our Uber driver, leonard, in his chevy volt
trad gf: you mean LEO'S VULT??
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