Took me so long to realize that I'm ugly just because nobody wants to say it. So much wasted time trying to go through shut doors.
Tip: if people don't tell you that you're good looking, then you're ugly. Accept it and adjust accordingly.
Women, if you have to ask a man to hear that you are good looking then you should know that's fake.
I'm telling you this for your own good: learn to code. It's not hard, and it's very rewarding!
The traditional (and effective) solution to this problem is to become a musician. Goofy-lookin' dudes can cast frighteningly high-level spells with a guitar or drums.
Keyboardists can at least scoop up the leftovers.
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