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Took me so long to realize that I'm ugly just because nobody wants to say it. So much wasted time trying to go through shut doors. Tip: if people don't tell you that you're good looking, then you're ugly. Accept it and adjust accordingly.
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The traditional (and effective) solution to this problem is to become a musician. Goofy-lookin' dudes can cast frighteningly high-level spells with a guitar or drums. Keyboardists can at least scoop up the leftovers.
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