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Invited a Colombian woman on vacation without meeting her first - now we’re getting married.
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Este hombre es buscado por las autoridades colombianas después de asesinar a la mujer de la imagen y dejarla en un basurero. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
My son has been missing for for a full 24 hours now. If we can hit 10k likes I’ll report it to the police
Here’s a map of the Louisiana Purchase. What happened up here? Did Canada ask nicely or something?
I want it back. War is on the table.
The bravest thing a grown man can do is get out of bed when he’s really cozy
Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax
*trying to impress a girl* I’ve actually dated several worms. Doesn’t bother me at all
Just saw a guy make a strained face while tearing a croissant in half. Men used to go to war
> get laid off from twitter
> go home
> enter the garage
> close the door
> sit in my car
> turn it on
> wait
> 3 hours later the battery finally dies
> goddamn you Elon
KANYE: I won't say what race doctor diagnosed me as bipolar. I won't say it. I can't say it. Okay. It was a JEWISH doctor
ME: *making note* Jews... are very good doctors...
Cum is actually blue when its in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen
Someday a woman way out of your league will have to accept the painful truth that she has incredible chemistry with you. It will kill her inside how well you flow
Hot girls are living lives that are so good that you’d kill yourself if you fully understood it
The bravest thing a girl can do is be unemployed and live with her parents
Your addiction is about to be broken. We will all be free. See you guys at the park.
Men are outraged by this woman not doing the Data Analytics Approved move here but she was winning the whole time and simply read those vibes correctly. This is a triumph of woo over nerds.
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Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing
I was honestly expecting to meet Elon for three minutes and a pic between meetings and instead we had a 20 minute convo about the future of Twitter. Super nice guy just to take that time but also wanted to talk to us and hear our takes. Very nice dude.
If you stopped smoking weed for long enough you'd realize how mentally ill it is making you
How are we still tricking journalists. How is this still happening twitter.com/PapaDeRazon/st
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If Russia is serious about peace they need to make territorial concessions to Wagner to end the war now
IBM was living in the year 3000 when they put a clit on the keyboard
Remember when the entire United States got obsessed with these for like one summer in 2007
This is the most AI looking real image so far
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This image is AI-generated with the tool Midjourney. It was posted to the Midjourney subreddit along with other AI variations of the same image.
reddit.com/r/midjourney/c…
Imagine having this mindset. Like what a fucking loser
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yeah the world is burning to the ground and our climate is fucked and everyone is poor now and we're all dying but look at this $2,425,000,000 ball we made
Wow celebrate diversity I guess
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Onlyfans girl who loses 95% of her subscribers in the 2023 AI porn crash so she learns to code and gets hired and then laid off in the 2024 AI engineering crash
Women shouldn't have to work. They should be able to just go to the gym and focus on being hot. That's just my opinion I don't want any trouble.
I never once saw my parents argue. They were very careful about that. I knew sometimes there was tension between them but I never saw them argue.
I think that's a tremendous gift to give to a child.
Sure sex is good but have you ever had a dream that you committed murder and your life started falling apart and then you wake up and feel the relief of a sinner who gets a clean slate to try again
REPORTER: Hello I’m from the New York Times, I’m calling about a feature we’re writing about your town
MAYOR OF OMELAS: *huge sigh* this is about the kid isn’t it
The race specific emojis was such a bad move. The point of the bright yellow is that it's nobody's actual skin color so it represents the abstraction of the given emotion instead of that emotion's manifestation in a specific person.
You can't tell me these two didn't have gay sex
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You must operate inside a realm of competency
Watch the full interview: rumble.com/v28imnw-adin-r
women finding out that 2.75 inches is medium/average dick is always hilarious
A low key kind of guy is a Master and Commander guy. They’re probably in your life and you don’t know it but if that movie comes up they light tf up. Watch, some of them will be in the replies to this tweet
There was a morbidly obese Barbie but not even a chubby Ken. Wonder what that means
Uber ended up being a much better version of taxis and Airbnb ended up being a much worse version of hotels
It’s amazing that arresting everyone with a gang tattoo in El Salvador literally cut their murder rate in half
We’re a fundamentally retarded society
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Genuinely hate myself for agreeing and going along with a Silicon Valley trend but alcohol is bad and we should stop drinking large amounts of it
We have boxing gyms where you can pay to fight people
We have bars where you can pay to get drunk
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Do you guys see the gap in the market that I’m seeing here
At the end of our visit when I was leaving his office Elon walked up to me, put his index finger in my mouth, and said "you're my favorite pokemon." Then he leaned in closer and said "nobody will ever believe this part of the story" and turned around and cartwheeled away.
Guys who wear beanie hats all the time, they're always c-section babies. They never experienced the birth canal gripping their skull so they need an artificial cloth mother to maintain mental stability.
NOOO ELON CAN'T RUN TWITTER WITH 1/3 THE STAFF okay listen. literally five dudes run AWS
> be Canadian
> have a cough that won’t go away
> wait two years for a doctor appointment
> big day finally arrives
> doctor evaluates me for fifteen seconds
> tells me to kill myself
> leaves for his next appointment
Kinda messed up that people are being rude to that Caroline girl about her looks after she stole billions of dollars of peoples life savings probably leading to multiple suicides
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Everything you spontaneously see has been planned long in advance…..
It's insane that 3.3% of Canadians killed themselves last year using medically assisted suicides
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3.3% of deaths in Canada were via MAID, which is different than 3.3% of Canadians killing themselves.
canada.ca/content/dam/hc…
cool. I have bad news about the laws of the country you moved to
MF DID WHAT
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Biden wraps up his remarks in Connecticut: "Alright, God save the queen, man"
Whoa. It’s insane that 3.3% of Canadians died from medically assisted suicide.
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Over 50% of deaths in Canada are the result of medically assisted suicide. This is why twitter.com/AndreaWoo/stat…
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“[Medical Assistance in Death] accounted for 3.3% of all deaths in Canada in 2021, up from 2.4% of all reported deaths in the previous year.”
- Statistics Canada (Governmental Agency):
www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quoti…
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It's 3.3% of annual deaths in Canada, not 3.3% of all Canadians.
www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quoti…
I'm a founder with $12m in Silicon Valley Bank. We are not going to be able to make payroll today and our entire business is in severe jeopardy.
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Sorry dude I can't hang out tonight my e-girlfriend is depressed and she could DM me at any second
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Every minute counts here people, please help my son could be in serious danger
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It doesn’t matter aella the damage is done
Clarence Thomas and whoever Biden puts on the court
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✋😔🤚 She led an incredible life
Harvard is like don’t worry we will still find a way to be racist against Asians
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"The Supreme Court decision on college and university admissions will change how we pursue the educational benefits of diversity–but our commitment to that work remains steadfast."
What even is IBM. What do those guys do. What goes on in that company. Nobody knows
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So the police took our report but they said because of the wait it’s unlikely we’ll find him. They said really the first twelve hours are the most crucial. Darn it! Well thanks everybody for trying. We made a difference today!!!
this mf just said "We truly live in an age of wonders" because they put multiple timers on the lock screen
*$3k/mo studio renter voice* your new home is cringe dude t.co/wgN9GPLnNR
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I was on an elevator with a security guy and he said some weather today, and I said yeah it sucks! And he said well we needed the rain. And I said for what? And he said what? And I said what are we doing with the rain? And it was quiet for a sec and the door opened and he got off