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@gronumbulator

moves in silence like lasagna

Santa Cruz, CA
Joined August 2008
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  1. Aug 6

    My 10 year old, on an America's Funniest Videos marathon: "Hey! Tom Bergeron's wearing a different suit!"

    1 retweet 1 like
  2. Jul 20

    If you're wondering how irrational my phobias get, one is being on a non-Jeopardy! quiz show and answering in the form of a question.

    1 like
  3. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    Perfect.

    Daily cold-pressed juice we can make at home? Yes, please:
    2 replies 5 retweets 10 likes
  4. Apr 17

    I've realized that my favorite r/science threads are the ones that start with five pages of "[removed]"

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    Mar 5

    Productivity is just secular Protestantism.

    15 replies 205 retweets 657 likes
  6. Feb 21

    I've reached the point in my life where I avoid the M&Ms in trail mix

    2 replies 1 like
  7. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    I wrote something up this weekend about my year at Uber, and why I left:

    1,637 replies 22,298 retweets 30,258 likes
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    Feb 17

    Slinky Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US House of Representatives

    2 replies 83 retweets 110 likes
  9. Feb 17

    My six year old just told me she's saving up for a human-to-human brain control interface. Should I be proud or worried?

    1 retweet 2 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    Define "drunken"

    US cable news network reporter Jack Taper is denounced as vicious drunken hooligan, for anti-DPRK slanders in endangerment of world peace.
    365 replies 547 retweets 3,461 likes
  11. Feb 5

    Patriots win despite 3-5 million illegal points for the Falcons

    1 retweet 2 likes
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    Jan 31

    Whoo hoo my code just compiled .FInally . Made c++ my bitch!

    46 replies 479 retweets 1,037 likes
  13. Retweeted
    8 Dec 2015

    Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

    11,468 replies 222,535 retweets 169,786 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Wanna feel old? This is now.

    28 replies 223 retweets 646 likes
  15. Jan 10

    ...THE ARISTOCRATS!

    2 likes
  16. Jan 10

    Wee the People

    2 likes
  17. Jan 10

    Has anybody made the R. Kellyanne Conway joke yet?

    1 retweet 2 likes
  18. Jan 9

    Introduced my kids to D&D, now they're rolling D20s for everything. One kid rolled an eight for bedtime and is now lying in the hallway.

    5 likes
  19. 9 Nov 2016

    I just voted in my mouth a little bit

    1 like
  20. 31 Oct 2016

    Wife: Uh, so what are you going as for Halloween? Unappealing? Me: *takes hair tie out of beard*

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