Grettir

@grettir

Ne’er-do-well, sluggard, and wastrel.

Utah/Drangey
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Joined January 2007
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  1. Jun 6

    Spot the Hedgehog in the Lower Right (a.k.a. Zoë Ducks Just as the Panorama Shot Gets to Her)

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  2. Jun 3

    My hair stylist, unable to remember the name of the Tinder app, referred to it as ‘Love Twitter.’

    6 likes
  3. May 30

    Instagram: We have acted on your spam report from December 14, 2016. Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️

    1 like
  4. May 30

    Memorial Day is the day we celebrate the lives of those who can remember difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day.

    5 likes
  5. May 28

    The Abdication of Legislative Duties in Order to Spend More Time Avoiding Eye Contact With His Family by the Coward Jason Chaffetz

    1 retweet 3 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 26

    It's official, the Alpine Scenic Loop is open for the summer! Make sure to stop by Sundance on your way over the pass and say hello!

    1 reply 5 retweets 32 likes
  7. May 26

    She’s over the top, but pledge anyway: Because the world could use more of this right now…

  8. May 24

    Now that I’ve placed my order (before my favorites sold out), I’ll tell you about ’s 20% off sale. Code: NOSCHOOL20

    1 like
  9. May 23

    Roger Moore shopping for a cashmere sweater, Los Angeles, 1961. Photographed by Larry Barbier.

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  10. May 22
    Replying to

    *Highest-grossing tour of the Pacific Northwest, California, and Nevada by a stone fruit/drupe-related band in Q2 2017.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  11. May 22

    Coming off their recent record-breaking* tour, Emma’s glitter punk band is playing tomorrow, May 23 at 8PM.

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  12. May 20

    “No, ’tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but ’tis enough. ’Twill serve.”

    1 retweet
  13. May 20

    Elle Fanning elf fanning. Elle fanning Elle Fanning fans. Elle Fanning fans fanning Elle Fanning.

  14. Retweeted
    May 18

    Here's the only Roger Ailes obit you need. (From a Deadspin commenter)

    753 replies 21,973 retweets 37,428 likes
  15. May 18

    Things 3 is still utterly bewildered by recurring tasks. “What? Again? Really? More than once? That’s madness! You can’t do that here!”

    2 replies
  16. May 18

    The ᶠIₐT Crowd

    1 retweet 2 likes
  17. May 16

    You know summer is near when you hear the tentative, awkward rustling of single fathers emerging from Mother’s Day weekend.

    2 likes
  18. May 12

    Three months later: Faded but still fighting.

    1 like
  19. May 12

    Influencers, your bot-driven automated liking of [insert my last two Instagram photos here] is influencing me to flag your account as spam.

    1 retweet 2 likes

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