Greg Svoboda

Fraudulent malware, widespread e-coli, @ChipotleTweets how about a moratorium on building new stores, and instead hire competent executives?

Can I get a job at @Gimletmedia ? I wish my current company allowed me to release NOTHING for almost 4 months.

Listening to Daft Punk's "Random Access Memories" at my desk. Pretty sure all this gyrating & finger snappin' is gonna get me fired.

I love jQuery in a thousand ways.., but DOM traversal is the worst.

Ironically, as of right now it would appear that Spring's Initializr page... doesn't have controllers set up. @therealdanvega

Tweets like that. I'm sorry. Can we still be friends?

It's 1:30AM, and I'm in LOVE with MongoDB. It's a revelation! Still working out validation and security. Parameterized queries?

Graduated code school, and back in the land of the living. Now that I code, I'm pre-apologizing for the many obscure technical tweets.

How hard is your life on a scale of zero to Battletoads?

Advice needed quickly. I just made eye contact with a sea salt scrub kiosk guy.

But seriously this Starbucks is playing Chris Tomlin's "Good good father." Pretty cool.

Just heard a Chris Tomlin song in Starbucks. Call off the hounds, Starbucks is a Christian company now everybody!

"It's not delivery, but it costs almost as much. DIGIORNO"

The opposite of joy is not sadness. It's hopelessness.

When Springsteen finished his first song on #SNL, I swear I heard a chorus of boos. I don't understand.

It's would be difficult to describe how amazing my wife is. I just felt I needed to tell the world that.

"I think I love you but what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid nah doo dee daa nada doo dee dah dah" #singinginthecar #20percentlyricalknowledge