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Greg Behrendt hasn't not, but but he's still willing. So ask.

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Joined September 2008
Born on July 21
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  1. Oct 28

    No one has every played thus and me more than KLOS. FULL SIZE LOVE

    You'll definitely wanna trick-or-treat at Greg Behrendt's on Monday--hear why at 5:20 on the Funnies!
    1 retweet 20 likes
  2. Oct 21 Los Angeles, CA

    10/23 probably no 🦄's will be there but you never know. Def will be

    , , and 7 others
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  3. Oct 20

    10/23 the un and only. As he says . Always .

    1 retweet 5 likes
  4. Oct 20

    . knows what it's like to get very bad news while on drugs. Watch a new tonight at 12a/11c.

    8 retweets 33 likes
  5. Oct 19

    . is what milk would sound like if it could speak.

    8 retweets 46 likes
  6. Oct 19

    ATTN ATL: We're teaming up with , , and for a live stand-up show. Tickets @

    8 retweets 26 likes
  7. Oct 18 Atlanta, GA

    Don't miss this Thursday, The Road

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    3 retweets 3 likes
  8. Oct 18

    JUST ANNOUNCED: Conan O'Brien's The Road Live at . This Thursday!

    , , and 2 others
    5 retweets 16 likes
  9. Oct 16

    5:15!! Stuck in traffic!

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  10. Oct 15

    Hey, Tomorrow The real reason Walking The Room ended, Cruiser Bikes, and why I'm going Nashville on Mon.

    45 likes
  11. Oct 11

    alright. This quote pushed me over the edge. I'm buying the stream.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  12. Oct 11

    "Do you think at some point youll evolve into balloons?" to good god the is amazing

    1 retweet 11 likes
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    Oct 8

    Tix are yours second show two tix! DM me for questions! Thanks :)

    7 likes
  14. Oct 8

    Who wore it better? (Last night blocks away) PS. TitusNation is a great comic with a cool name. That always makes spelling easier.

    6 likes
  15. Oct 8

    The first person (From Seattle area) that tweets "they're just not that into you" they will get two free tix. As punishment.

    5 retweets 116 likes
  16. Oct 8

    After 28 years in the business I've earned the respect of both the comedy and the spelling communities

    5 retweets 64 likes
  17. Oct 8

    They're coming to get my blue dot.

    18 likes
  18. Oct 8

    This is not a good sign...

    70 likes
  19. Oct 7

    Money troubles? Start a garage band. That usually puts your spouse at ease.

    12 retweets 159 likes
  20. Oct 6

    Gurl, look! Laughs Comedy Club - Seattle, WA - October 7-8, 2016 - Greg Behrendt

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