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    Jan 20

    Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

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    Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."

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    Jan 10

    If they’re looking for someone to improve security at the Capitol, I’d like to humbly suggest the person who wraps OB tampons.

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  4. Jan 3

    There they go.

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  5. Jan 3

    Why did they stop voting after 55 names?

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    Jan 1

    Join us as we all get Movin' Right Along into 2021 with a song in our hearts, a banjo on our knee, and a bear behind the wheel. Happy New Year!!! ….from The Muppets.

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    16 Dec 2020

    What would make you feel safer right now: more aircraft carriers or $2000/month in your pocket?

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    22 Dec 2020

    We do not deserve Danny Pudi for giving us this line.

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    16 Dec 2020

    If there is one thing I kind of wish we could get everyone to accept, it’s “things are more complicated than how you learned it in high school.” This goes double for science and history.

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    1 Dec 2020

    Romance novels make up 23% of the fiction market, outselling the Mystery & SciFi genres COMBINED. To all those putting out 'best books of the year' lists without a romance category, you're ignoring a BILLION dollar a year business.

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    24 Nov 2020

    RT if you were part of that tiny 1993 bar.

    Graph of global internet users from 1993 (14 million) to 2016 (3.4 billion)
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    16 Nov 2020
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    14 Nov 2020

    I guess I had not realized how mainstream Indian food had gotten. Just wished the cashier at Butter Chicken 2 a happy Diwali and got a “Happy what?“

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    19 Oct 2011

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    9 Nov 2020

    With Parler's renewed popularity, it seems that people there have recently discovered my post about how Parler bans people just like Twitter & FB does, and boy, are they mad about me writing about it.

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    You should've offered people universal healthcare.

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    Health insurance shouldn’t be tied to employment. Period.

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    Despite everything, a better world is still possible.

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    29 Oct 2020

    My nieces just texted a preview of their Halloween costumes. Emily apparently doesn’t know the rule.

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    Some folks who were hurting long before Trump need you to keep caring about politics after he is gone.

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