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Comedian/writer/director/podcaster: The Grub/At Home Alone Together/Get Krack!n/Tonightly/The Tourist

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    ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

    You'd be so fucked trying to explain society's problems to an alien. "Yeah so basically heaps of us are dying because we just eat so much food, but then others are dying cause they don't have any and even as I'm saying it it sounds fucked but trust me it makes sense"

    4:05 AM - 22 Oct 2020
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      2. ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

        "And like, it's fucked because now robots are doing all our jobs so there's just not as many jobs so we have protests and stuff to make more jobs... no we hate jobs, jobs are the worst, but like we need them... because we need money... no, money is this made-up thing..."

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      3. ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

        "... and everyone in america is pissed cause this guy is in charge... no most of the country DIDN'T vote for him... why don't we just stop him? Cause we want to wait for four years until we can vote again... yeah I KNOW he lost the vote last time but you don't get it!"

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      4. ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

        "The world is warming and it's gonna kill us but if we stopped burning fossil fuel we would have to just like, have FREE energy and we can't figure out how to make as much money off it... yeah again I know money is something we made up but trust me it's so super important..."

        1 reply 9 retweets 119 likes
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      5. ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

        "Look dude I totally get what you're saying, but we can't just kill the billionaires and take their money... yeah look I know that's exactly what we've done for literally all of human existence but this time we just CAN'T! Why? because they said we can't"

        1 reply 3 retweets 111 likes
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      6. ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

        "we also have this problem where lots of people keep shooting themselves in the face or jumping out of windows... well a lot of the time it's because they hate their jobs... yeah the jobs the robots are taking... yeah but we still need more jobs..."

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      7. ABC News (Greg Larsen)‏ @gregmlarsen 22 Oct 2020

        "but it's not just the jobs half the time they're killing themselves cause they have no money... LOOK STOP WE CAN'T JUST GIVE OUT MONEY... YES I KNOW WE INVENTED IT BUT IT'S LIKE THE RULES THAT WE MADE UP DUDE YOU DON'T GET IT"

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      2. Mark Dee‏ @MarkDisher 22 Oct 2020
        Replying to @gregmlarsen

        There's a book in this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Matt Kik‏ @MattKik 22 Oct 2020
        Replying to @MarkDisher @gregmlarsen

        It's too farcical. No-one would believe it.

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      2. Pedro 我的城市比你的多‏ @_pjrt 22 Oct 2020
        Replying to @gregmlarsen

        Unless the aliens have the same issues. As far as we know, aliens aren't immune to the issues that plague our society.

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      3. Kim Jolicoeur‏ @KimJolicoeur2 22 Oct 2020
        Replying to @_pjrt @gregmlarsen

        There's only one issue that plagues our society.

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