"And like, it's fucked because now robots are doing all our jobs so there's just not as many jobs so we have protests and stuff to make more jobs... no we hate jobs, jobs are the worst, but like we need them... because we need money... no, money is this made-up thing..."
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"... and everyone in america is pissed cause this guy is in charge... no most of the country DIDN'T vote for him... why don't we just stop him? Cause we want to wait for four years until we can vote again... yeah I KNOW he lost the vote last time but you don't get it!"
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"The world is warming and it's gonna kill us but if we stopped burning fossil fuel we would have to just like, have FREE energy and we can't figure out how to make as much money off it... yeah again I know money is something we made up but trust me it's so super important..."
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"Look dude I totally get what you're saying, but we can't just kill the billionaires and take their money... yeah look I know that's exactly what we've done for literally all of human existence but this time we just CAN'T! Why? because they said we can't"
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"we also have this problem where lots of people keep shooting themselves in the face or jumping out of windows... well a lot of the time it's because they hate their jobs... yeah the jobs the robots are taking... yeah but we still need more jobs..."
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"but it's not just the jobs half the time they're killing themselves cause they have no money... LOOK STOP WE CAN'T JUST GIVE OUT MONEY... YES I KNOW WE INVENTED IT BUT IT'S LIKE THE RULES THAT WE MADE UP DUDE YOU DON'T GET IT"
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There's a book in this.
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It's too farcical. No-one would believe it.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Unless the aliens have the same issues. As far as we know, aliens aren't immune to the issues that plague our society.
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There's only one issue that plagues our society.
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