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Ex-computer scientist, now criminal defense & 1A attorney. Host of @fsckemall. Dog lover. #NeverTrump conservative. Proud alum of #NCCU #lawschool and #NCState.

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    1. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

      T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted JoeMyGod

      Everyone and their dog is filing a libel suit these days, wtf...https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1176991980787683328 …

      T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

      JoeMyGodVerified account @JoeMyGod
      SRSLY: Alex Jones Sues The Young Turks For Libel - https://www.joemygod.com/2019/09/srsly-alex-jones-sues-the-young-turks-for-libel/ … pic.twitter.com/fAGCtdv7bp
      33 replies 25 retweets 242 likes
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      T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

      The LOLsuit for libelslander Alex Jones filed against @BriannaWu, @andrewkimmel, and @TheYoungTurks is available here: https://s9503.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Alex-Jones-v-Young-Turks.pdf … It's somehow even less-competently done than the Vic Mignogna LOLsuit (see, as just one of many examples, the 2 errors in the caption)pic.twitter.com/3KCleMQqzB

      5:45 PM - 25 Sep 2019
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      28 replies 12 retweets 101 likes
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        2. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette

          Correction: after reading the suit, there are now 3 errors in the caption 🤣 Robert Barnes really f*cked this one uphttps://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1177021311010430976 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" DoucetteVerified account @greg_doucette
          The LOLsuit for libelslander Alex Jones filed against @BriannaWu, @andrewkimmel, and @TheYoungTurks is available here: https://s9503.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Alex-Jones-v-Young-Turks.pdf … It's somehow even less-competently done than the Vic Mignogna LOLsuit (see, as just one of many examples, the 2 errors in the caption) pic.twitter.com/3KCleMQqzB
          Show this thread
          7 replies 1 retweet 49 likes
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        3. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted ExKage

          Filed federally, but in Texashttps://twitter.com/exkage/status/1177022473885216768 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          ExKage @ExKage
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Wait wait wait this is still Texas? Or filed federally?
          8 replies 2 retweets 41 likes
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        4. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted massoluk - Localize Ishin and Kenzan, SEGA

          You found 1 of 3! (The 2nd is minor, discovering the 3rd requires reading the LOLsuit)https://twitter.com/massoluk/status/1177022033936314368 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          massoluk - Localize Ishin and Kenzan, SEGA @massoluk
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Jury Trail was nice for hiking this time of the year
          11 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
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        5. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Ari Cohn

          Added by me, b/c Twitter's reporting system is easily gamed and I don't want to end up with a false-flag suspension for the 3rd time in a monthhttps://twitter.com/aricohn/status/1177025158827167746 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Ari CohnVerified account @AriCohn
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Why the redactions?
          2 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
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        6. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted SoiledAndOrFoiledHat

          Fair to say Robert Barnes is the Scott Adams of Ty Beards? 🤔https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1177023839680647174 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          SoiledAndOrFoiledHat @Popehat
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Oh Robert Barnes.
          2 replies 3 retweets 79 likes
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        7. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Actually malicious, no actual malice

          Not sure, what are your PowerBall picks for the next drawing? 🤣https://twitter.com/apark2453/status/1177024861547499520 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Actually malicious, no actual malice @apark2453
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Mike asked a couple days ago about other cases involving this kind of legal abuse. I brought up Robert Barnes, who routinely does the "we're gonna sue those liberals for defamation for saying mean things" shtick. Is this a superpower? https://twitter.com/apark2453/status/1176267516181700608 …
          2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
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        8. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Julie Rei Goldstein

          Depends on how it's handled. The Fifth Circuit recently held that the TCPA doesn't apply in federal court (Klocke v Watson) b/c it conflicts with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure However... 1/https://twitter.com/julierei/status/1177023134920130561 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Julie Rei Goldstein @JulieRei
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Could the inevitable conclusion of this LOLsuit be considered a political donation to @BriannaWu's campaign?
          1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
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        9. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          ...a defendant in a federal lawsuit can challenge the basis for the case being in federal court. They just have to do that *before* filing an Answer (which "waives" / gives up a venue dispute) If @BriannaWu's lawyer does that first, it could go to state court 2/ @julierei

          2 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
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        10. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          If it ends up in Texas state court, the TCPA applies and all of the Defendants can move for dismissal + sanctions It wouldn't be a contribution to @BriannaWu's campaign in a literal sense of course, but I'm sure the $$$ would help 😂 3/3 @julierei

          3 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
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        11. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Christon Pierce

          You found Error #3! 😆 (Error #2 was just failing to include the case number. Not required, but since ECF gives you the case number before you reach the screen for filing the document, competent attorneys put it in the PDF before uploading)https://twitter.com/californiasalvo/status/1177029093520564224 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Christon Pierce @CaliforniaSalvo
          Replying to @CaliforniaSalvo @greg_doucette
          Also, no mention of Andrew Kimmel in the suit that I spotted, and definitely mention of another party, as if they were supposed to be a defendant, but not listed.
          2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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        12. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Azathoth's Daddy

          Correct, though this is a substantive error in the body of the suit itself – of which there are many many manyhttps://twitter.com/aquavelvaboy/status/1177032018590412801 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Azathoth's Daddy @AquaVelvaBoy
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu @JulieRei
          The complaint fails to identify the members of the Young Turks, LLC, and their states of residency. You're supposed to do that to assert diversity jurisdiction. https://www.huntonak.com/images/content/3/0/v3/30541/beware-the-traps-of-federal-diversity-jurisdiction-over-llcs.pdf …
          3 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
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        13. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Sean Connolly

          An (b)(1) SMJ argument can be made whenever, but I was thinking a (b)(2) PJ argument b/c I'm not sure any of the defendants have minimum contacts with TX: Wu is in MA, TYT is in CA I think?, and I'm not sure who the actual 3rd D is b/c of Barnes's errorhttps://twitter.com/connollyip/status/1177031289540632576 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Sean Connolly @ConnollyIP
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu @JulieRei
          That's true for personal jurisdiction and venue, but are you talking about diversity subject matter jurisdiction?
          4 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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        14. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          (For non-lawyers: SMJ == Subject Matter Jurisdiction, the legal authority for a court to hear a case; PJ == Personal Jurisdiction, the ability for the court to wield its power over a particular individual.)

          1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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        15. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          (The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure Rule 12 provides 7 different ways to dismiss a case via motion. Subparts (b)(2)-(5) get waived / given up if they're not made before filing an Answer to the lawsuit) https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/rule_12 …pic.twitter.com/CRNM7z8SJH

          1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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        16. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Amy West

          Barnes certainly has the Percyesque arrogance coupled with a total non-understanding of the law. It'd be a close match!https://twitter.com/facade98/status/1177023379557122050 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Amy West @Facade98
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          Do I smell a new contender entering the ring? Percy better put on his swim trunks and get in the jello to defend his title. Let's get ready to RUUUUUUMBLE!
          1 reply 2 retweets 33 likes
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        17. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Jeffrey Nye

          I didn't even notice the COS date 🤣🤣https://twitter.com/jeffreynye/status/1177028565071736832 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Jeffrey Nye @jeffreynye
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          I don't know who Andrew Kimmel is, but it seems like he's going to have a pretty easy 12(b)(6), given that he's not mentioned in the complaint at all. (Also, the certificate of service is dated 2015.)
          1 reply 0 retweets 33 likes
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        18. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted

          You're not confused, the lawsuit is just done that poorly https://twitter.com/thechrissel/status/1177032208827199488 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          This Tweet is unavailable.
          3 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
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        19. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Kate  🐌 🐳 🖋 📬

          F*ck if I know 🤣https://twitter.com/equivo_kate/status/1177030645614292992 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Kate  🐌 🐳 🖋 📬 @Equivo_Kate
          Replying to @greg_doucette @AkivaMCohen and 3 others
          So wait... who did they serve?
          3 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
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        20. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Spoony Spoonicus

          Given the other errors in the lawsuit, it's not out of the question I also wonder if they complied with the Texas Defamation Mitigation Act before filing 🤔https://twitter.com/spoonshiro/status/1177039334857306112 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Spoony Spoonicus @spoonshiro
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          A sewer grate in Akron, Ohio
          4 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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        21. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Andrew Kimmel

          Somehow you're not actually mentioned anywhere in the LOLsuit outside of the caption though Let us know if you or @markfollman get served first so we know who Jones is actually trying to sue? 😂https://twitter.com/andrewkimmel/status/1177021831997341697 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Andrew KimmelVerified account @andrewkimmel
          Oh, this is interesting 🤔 https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1177021311010430976 …
          1 reply 2 retweets 36 likes
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        22. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Andrew Fleischman

          I remember this case! Scads of MAGAts in my @'s swearing I was wrong when I said it would get dismissed, who were magically nowhere to be found when it was dismissedhttps://twitter.com/asfleischman/status/1177041859652280321 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
          Replying to @M_F_Rose @Popehat and 4 others
          Barnes is the guy who sued @emmaroller for truthfully reporting that the OK gesture had been adopted by white nationalists. Cassandra Fairbanks was 100% on board with the suit until she lost, at which point she knew nothing about it.
          6 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
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        23. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted V. Zboreak

          Hard to say, federal court moves *really* slowly 😭https://twitter.com/profzboreak/status/1177036695990128642 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          V. Zboreak @ProfZboreak
          Replying to @greg_doucette @BriannaWu and 2 others
          Will this be the new thread-beginning tweet that I will wake up to for the next 4 months? For a brief moment today I thought my fall season would be Dilbert-related. But this monstrosity already has filings so it probably has more staying power.
          4 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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        24. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Ligerzero Gaming & Cosplay

          As of now, no There's a complicated dance that could be done depending on the domicile of the members of TYT LLC though (e.g. if they're in Cali, you'd fight venue in Texas and try to get it moved to Cali instead, where 9th Circ says TCPA can apply)https://twitter.com/ligerzerogaming/status/1177043199271026688 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Ligerzero Gaming & Cosplay @LigerzeroGaming
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          So, not subject to TCPA?
          2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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        25. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Michael.Seraphim

          Nope. One of the things I would love to see get enacted before I diehttps://twitter.com/mseraphimsl/status/1177023966759849984 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Michael.Seraphim @mseraphimsl
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          No Federal Anti-SLAPP law, is there?
          1 reply 1 retweet 42 likes
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        26. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Azathoth's Daddy

          It's so poorly done I wonder if the court would entertain Rule 11 sanctions? 🤔 (For the non-lawyers: federal Rule 11, not Texas Rule 11 which is wildly different)https://twitter.com/aquavelvaboy/status/1177043124763467777 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Azathoth's Daddy @AquaVelvaBoy
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          The complaint fails to allege subject-matter jurisdiction as it doesn't allege citizenship of all defendants (including the members of the LLC). And it also fails to allege minimum contacts. Horrible.
          3 replies 2 retweets 21 likes
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        27. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          Also, can I just say I love that so many of you have been making Percy-related jokes in this thread? 🤣 I saw someone tweet "that's a rational inference" and nearly choked

          5 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
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        28. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Kevin Eav

          That entire trilogy was greathttps://twitter.com/kurenaixiii/status/1177046225922576384 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Kevin Eav @kurenaixiii
          Replying to @spoonshiro @greg_doucette
          122... and an eighth? Where the heck is 122 and an eighth?
          1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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        29. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Rolland Bee

          Typically in federal court you first ask the Defendants to voluntarily accept service of the summons, so we'll see if / when summons requests get docketed in PACERhttps://twitter.com/rollandbee/status/1177046495687634944 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Rolland Bee @RollandBee
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          He doesn't have to include the addresses where mailed?
          2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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        30. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted

          The only thing defamation per se means is that there is at least $1 in damages that is presumed They still have to prove all of the other elements, including actual malice https://twitter.com/thechrissel/status/1177046806733213701 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          This Tweet is unavailable.
          1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
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        31. T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 25 Sep 2019

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette Retweeted Christon Pierce

          Unlikely. Barnes isn't aware of much tbhhttps://twitter.com/californiasalvo/status/1177046848835641345 …

          T. Greg "Petty Betty" Doucette added,

          Christon Pierce @CaliforniaSalvo
          Replying to @greg_doucette
          Question is, is Barnes at all aware of exactly how insulted he should be by the comparison?
          1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
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